Mattress luging...It's a long story.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize