i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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