I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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