she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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