Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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