I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
only you would photoshop your dick
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize