return my video game
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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