"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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