He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I believe in your delicious
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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