Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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