Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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