I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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BRING THE BAGELS
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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