I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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