we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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