You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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