That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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