Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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