to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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