Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i think im in europe. pls send help
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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