What a fucking waste of an outfit
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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