He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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