i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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