Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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