I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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