i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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