We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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