we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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