Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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