Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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