Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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