Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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