There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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