dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm really busy with my period
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