wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize