I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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