I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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