i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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