Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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