I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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