One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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