was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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