I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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