her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Your cock deserves a montage
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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