do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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