were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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