How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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