If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
the day after is always just damage control
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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