if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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