apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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