We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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